01.December.04 -
So you've saved up a few bucks, taken a few hard shots, and now you're ready to put a permanant mark on your body that you will no doubt regret down the road at some point. But no worries... If you pay extra close attention to the actual ink job and the location on your body you are attending to... You can easily avoid getting an extremely stupid tattoo.
Here are 10 of the most possibly stupid tattoos I have ever seen
Stupid Tattoo #1
It's not exactly Marilyn Manson that leaves me sad and flaccid - What makes me laugh uncontrollably is thinking about how this tattoo is going to look when this guy goes over the hill into his 80's, and Manson starts looking more like a horribly ugly woman with shingles. What should be even better is when his grandson starts asking "Grampa, is that Grandma?"
Stupid Tattoo #2
Tattoos are meant to give somewhat of a tough image. So when you ask for the lamest tattoo on the face of this planet...
Well... just don't be surprised when someone runs >>DosBoot.exe right on your ass.
Stupid Tatto #3
The akwardly religious stinky Jesus Tattoo.
There's nothing like getting a tattoo that makes absolutely no sense, and makes Christ look like an extraterrestrial.
Stupid Tattoo #4
'No Regrets'
Trust me buddy... you're gonna regret that. From the night of your senior prom until your last breath on this planet. Nice Nipple rings, atleast.
The worst thing you can tattoo on your body is a phrase like 'No Regrets' or 'Live Life EXTREME' or 'I'm an Incubus' - If you do tattoo words on your body, you should just have it done in Chinese or Farsi - Then when the phrase loses it's cool, you can just pretend it means something else.
Stupid Tattoo #5
the Ugly Baby Tattoo
The ugly baby tattoo is the actual opitimy of Walmart Blue Light Special Trailer-Trash. Not only are ugly babies not fun to look at, but who would be proud of the fact that they have an ugly baby on their arm. I personally find it offensive, being an ugly toddler myself. I don't like to be reminded of my ugly baby days, purging myself to look more like the anorexic babies on the Huggies commericals and being pointed and laughed at in pre-school because my head was abnormally large for my age... I've tried to block it out...
Stupid Tattoo #6
I bet this guy's hiding this one in the boy's club now.
Never get a tattoo on an artist, no matter how cool or how sexy they are. Only after they are long dead, can you safely ink on the face of a rock star. Because how are you to know that between the time they are alive and the time they get in a plane crash, they wont slip wine into little boy's drinks and invite them into bed. Luckily my R. Kelly Tattoo was only a stick on.
Stupid Tattoo #7
the 'in memory' tattoo
So everytime this wife is making love to her husband... she is also accompanied by his dead Grampa. Talk about your hot threesome...
Stupid Tattoo #8
the Horribly Ugly Tattoo
Say goodbye to ever holding anyone's baby ever again.
But more importantly, have fun waking up in the middle of the night with that staring straight at you. I wonder if it talks when he flexes his arm...
Obviously, the idea of an ugly tattoo is to take away attention from your own disfigurements. But in reality... well you just look like a tree from the hundred acre woods. No one will be your friend.
Stupid Tattoo #9
the Neo Nazi Tattoo
Not to sound corporate, but how are you going to get a job with a Swastika, a Skull, and a Flying Penis on your arm. I dont even think you'll be flippin burgers... Better have mad guitar skills, cowboy.
And Finally
Stupid Tattoo #10
Nothing says 'Skank' like an informational map tattooed on your body showing everyone where your fun-zone is. But through all the drunken frat boys she's groping, I'm sure she's gotten very tired of pointing down for them. Her mother neglected her as a child, that's why she's the way she is...
Tattoos are usually rad no matter what, but if you break the simple few rules and get a neo nazi, ugly baby, stinky jesus tattoo... well you're on your own, kid.
Posted by Steve-O - 12.01.04 - 1:20 P.M. -- Comments -- Forum --
